She was convinced that he was going to meet with communists. Reilly reveals to Ignatius that after he had left for Dorian's rally dressed as a pirate, she had called Santa and asked her to send Patrolman Mancuso to follow him. Reilly had been taken to the hospital to be treated for shock. The story concluded that with the note that I. While arresting Lana, Mancuso had been assaulted by Frieda, Betty, and Liz, all of whom were also taken into police custody. Mancuso told reporters that he had been working on the case for quite a while and had already located one of Lana's agents. Jones had then led Mancuso to the cabinet under the bar, where more pornography was found. The newspaper story reveals that after a bird had attacked a hot dog vendor wearing a costume, Officer Mancuso had arrested Lana for soliciting and for possession of and posing for pornography. The center picture displays Jones, grinning at what appears to be a dead cow lying in the street, but what is actually an unconscious Ignatius wearing his white Paradise Vendors smock. In the second, Lana Lee covers her face as Officer Mancuso places her into the back of a squad car with the three members of the ladies' auxiliary (his hat rim is bent, and his suit is torn).

The first shows Darlene in her ball gown, holding her cockatoo and smiling.

Beneath the headline 'Wild Incident on Bourbon Street' are three photographs. Reilly feels humiliated and disgraced and, throwing a newspaper at her son, she reveals the source of her embarrassment. His head is bandaged, and his mother is sitting beside his bed. When Ignatius awakes, he is staring at a white ceiling and realizes that he is in a hospital.

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